– Let's put 'em on! (thuds)(beep) (gasps) Oh my God, I can show you the back.
Oh my God.
(beep) (boops Pokemon Route one melody) (slurping) Of all the songs to have stuck in my head.
I've got the Pokemon themesong stuck in my head.
But when you start the game and you're in the forestfirst hunting Pokemon.
I'm also out of breath.
'Cause I was dancing tothe Pokemon theme song.
(jolly electronic Pokemonmusic, Brad hums along) (crackling) Hello! (laughs) That was very Mrs Doubtfire, hello.
Hello beautiful humans.
My name is Brad Guy, welcome back to the wackinessthat is my channel.
(laughs) Oh, look at this, look at this, it's my big old faceunderneath my regular face, they're both quite big.
If you didn't see last week's video, I did a full 10K subscriber special green screen extravaganza, it was intense.
Took me about 10 hours to edit and I had a fewannouncements in that video.
One of them being that Inow have merch available.
(children cheering) Yes! So you can click the link down below to go to Brad Guy's Merch Store.
And I would love to know, do you want more colors, do you want more designs, do you want things like bags, and phone cases, andframed dick-pics? (laughs) So again the link to mybrand new merch store is in the description down below, mwah.
Okay speaking of clothing, there is a website that I am obsessed with and I've made it nosecret on this channel.
It's an app called Wish, and Wish, if I could sumit up in one sentence.
It's just buying very cheap imported junk.
And if you're anything like me your Facebook news feed is filled with really questionablesuggestions from Wish that they think you wat to purchase.
And it's like “When in my life “will I ever need a plastic contraption “to keep my nostrils more open?” Like, actually, I just thought of, I thought of a purposefor that thing.
(laughs) Inappropriate! And I was on Wish the other day and it just keptsuggesting underwear to me and it was reallybombarding me, and (laughs) I honestly am such a gullible sucker.
I'm a real consumer, I love spending money.
So I decided to go on a little Wish app underwear shopping spree.
And well, I got some veryinteresting, let's look.
So there's three of them in here and to give you a little sneak peek there is a leopard print G-string in this plastic bag right here.
So luckily I shaved my pubesbefore this week's video.
Didn't get a spray tan so you're gonna see alot of pasty Brad Guy in some very skimpy Wish underwear.
(laughing and clapping) I'm gonna have to text my Mom again and say this is anothervideo you can't watch because your Son is putting himself in a compromising position onthe internet for all to see.
Hi Mom, how are you? Yeah I'm good, no emergency.
I just wanted to let youknow that this week's video, maybe don't watch becauseI will be prancing around in a leopard print G-string.
So best to avert your eyes.
(chuckles) What? What? Dad had the same one? Well tell him to send me a pic.
(squelching) (cheerful psychedelic music)(squelching) I'm gonna start with what Ifeel like is the most tame.
I keep spitting, everysingle frickin' video, I'm just spitty, spitty spit.
(rustling)Which is unlike me.
Oh by the way, I don't wear underwear.
I haven't worn underwearin over two years, it's just not my, not my cup of tea.
But lemon and ginger withcinnamon certainly is.
(slurping) When I did see these on the wish app they did look a little bit unpractical.
It looked like you wouldget tangled up very easily.
(laughs) Here it is.
And as you can see on the rightleg there is this netting.
Da da da da da, na na, na na.
Na na na na na dah da da dah.
What is happening? Ooh, I hate it.
This is really interesting, I feel like my legs.
This leg looks like a Christmas ham and this leg is just incognito.
(laughs) It's a really odd contrast.
It's actually giving mefive wedgies along my leg.
But if you just wanted a pair of undies that was only 50% of theactual fabric required to give you the protectionand comfort you need in a pair of underwear, then this, my friend, is the perfect pair of underwear for you.
So they can (beep) off.
(crackling) Undies number two, which come in thisbeautiful sealed package.
(gasps) Oh I love the(laughs) the amount of fabric.
Ooh, these are actuallysick, I'm into these.
Let's put 'em on! (thuds)(beep) Ooh, I slipped! (laughs) I just (beep) slipped.
It doesn't cover enough for YouTube.
Oh my God, I can show you the back.
Oh my God.
Whoooo! Here is the front ofthis leopard print thong.
Oh my God! (screaming) I don't know if I could show this.
I feel carnivorous, I feel dangerous, I feel really exposed.
(laughs) And this is an extra large.
(crackling) Oh okay, so when I saw this pair I thought “Oh lovely, something a bit more formal.
” If you're going to awedding or a bar mitzvah you can wear this formal attirein the form of underwear.
It is essentially an entire body thong and this little string goesall the way up around your neck and it has a bow tie, aah! I am a little bit nervous aboutthis little piece of fabric going to places where.
I was going to say places where people haven't ventured beforebut that's, that's a lie.
Okay let's put on thisformal, formal thong.
Formal thong? Formal thong? (humming The Bridal Chorus) (Laughing) What is happening? Oh my God, the string'sactually disappeared.
I hope I find it.
This is really comfortable.
Surprisingly, this is themost comfy pair of undies that I've gotten from Wish, ever.
I just don't know where orwhen I would ever wear it.
But maybe if you go into ajob interview or something that is a bit more formal, you can wear a shirt under here and then just put thiselastic over your collar and then you don't have to do a bow tie, your bow tie is connectedto your undies, convenience.
Oh, this is super cute! I, yes, I'm really into it.
Aw, I've just come up with new innovation for the formal undies.
It could be sort of an avant garde, French maid inspired sexy look.
(snaps)(laughs) (crackling) I am sorry that I do have to blur content that is why I do have my special Patreon where you can get uncensored content which will just be me andmy fleshy white bum in.
(laughs) In some ridiculous underwear.
Also if you wanna be a littlebit more clothed than I am you can click the link downbelow to my merch store.
And I would love it if youcould comment down below and tell me which of thethree pairs of undies was your favorite.
I'm honestly gonna say, I feel like it's the formal undies.
Only because they're the most comfortable, I can already picture anevent I can wear them to, and I look fricken cute in it, all right? I feel cute.
(laughs) (crackling) Thank you so much, I wasjust rubbing my nipples.
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